Is This Needed....?

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Gym-goers: Clean Up After Yourselves!

I belong to three, wonderful gyms. They are all very distinct, offering differential classes, sets of equipment and training personalities. There is one problem, however: most of their members don't clean up after themselves. When someone gets a good workout, they usually sweat just about everywhere, (more places they'd want to admit to). I have no problem with this. In fact, I look at sweating as a positive thing....

Romeo and Juliet: Love Story or Stupidity?

The other day, I was watching "Romeo + Juliet," starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes with a friend. During the movie, I began to think. I thought of all the times I was required to read this play in school, and how I never really enjoyed it much. Just as the last frame ended, my friend looked at me and said, "Isn't that the best love story of all time"? I must have looked at her like she was nuts. Please, don't get me wrong. Shakespeare's got mad writing skills. Or as my friend argued to me, "Dude can write"! However,...

Gunther-"Ding Ding Dong"

If someone said to you, "Oooh. You touched my tra-lala," would you have any clue as to what they were talking about? Well, this happened to me, and I certainly didn't. This statement hit me like a bus. I was confused, and a little uneasy. It sounded dirty; it sounded perverted. What in the world was a "tra-lala?" I searched the Internet and it wasn't long until I found this: **WARNING: Watching may make you feel extremely...

Who Honestly Needs a Snuggie?

Last night, one of my girlfriends invited me over for dinner, in her home that she keeps a chilly 68 degrees. By the time we watched Casablanca, I was freezing my tail off. Coming to my aid, she hands me a bright red, wooly Snuggie - and two more; one was for her, the other - for her dog. If you haven't watched television or shopped the "As Seen on TV" section in the last year, you might be asking yourself, "What in God's name is a 'Snuggie'"? To get full details on the product, watch one of their full commercials, and then...

I'm Not Your "Bra"....

For as long as I can remember, people all over the world have created new forms of cordial salutations, for friends and passersby. Dude! Bro! Chica/o! Amigo! Pal! Homie! Brother! Buddy! Over time they evolve, while some tend to linger. One of these has always tended to make my ears bleed and my brain boil. Never call me "Bra".... I always thought a "bra" was a female undergarment, not a term of endearment. What's next? Are we going to refer to each other as "G-string" or "Brief"? I have to hope for the sake of humanity that...

South Florida Driving: I Hate It.

Most people use their cars daily, and I am certain that driving is meant to be a pleasant experience. So, why do I hate it so much? I live in South Florida; that's why. There must be a place where drivers with out-of-state license plates aren't looked at as the enemy, where having someone tailgate you 10 miles down the interstate is not a normality. I am convinced that turn signals really do exist, although I haven't seen one in nearly a month. It's even rumored that a yellow light doesn't actually mean "speed up". This is...

This Just In: Nyjer Morgan is an Asshat

Mark your calendars. Tonight’s game, this Sept. 1, 2010, was one of the craziest I have ever seen. A high-scoring game with a full-fledged brawl, this man drama started about one week ago with one man, Washington National's player, Nyjer Morgan. At the beginning of the season, Morgan was dawned the National's ball-smashing center fielder for the foreseeable future. As of now, Morgan is in trouble with the League, labeled the player you love to hate. Let’s be honest; although we’ve never seen Morgan’s unorthodox MLB behavior...