Wednesday, September 1, 2010

This Just In: Nyjer Morgan is an Asshat

Mark your calendars. Tonight’s game, this Sept. 1, 2010, was one of the craziest I have ever seen. A high-scoring game with a full-fledged brawl, this man drama started about one week ago with one man, Washington National's player, Nyjer Morgan.

At the beginning of the season, Morgan was dawned the National's ball-smashing center fielder for the foreseeable future. As of now, Morgan is in trouble with the League, labeled the player you love to hate.

Let’s be honest; although we’ve never seen Morgan’s unorthodox MLB behavior explode the way it has in the last week, he’s always had a bit of a ‘tude. As you can see here, because poor Morgan can’t make a catch, he has to have a tantrum and throw his glove to the ground and pout in a corner. Whilst  his teammate from center field has to cover him, he allows the other team to easily score an in-park homer. Or how about this little tidbit from his hockey days, where Morgan is referred to as a “headcase,” pooping in a Gatorade bottle as a practical joke. About 1 week ago, he even threw a baseball (on purpose) into the crowd, hitting a fan in the head. It only gets worse and worse.

In yesterday’s game, Morgan stormed home plate, knocking over and injuring Brett Hayes, for the rest of the 2010 season. “He could have easily slid and been safe,” said Wes Helms, Marlins leader, in the locker rooms that night. Perhaps the Marlins were looking for payback? Tonight, 3 pitches hit Nyjer, all of which were thrown by Chris Volstad. After the third blow, Nyjer stormed the mound, attempting to punch Volstad, (who is almost 10 inches taller than him… like THAT was really going to end up in his favor). After a stunning close liner from Volstad’s teammate, Gaby sanchez, both benches were empty, and a huge man pile covered the mound. As Morgan was ejected from the game, he taunted and shouted profanities at the booing crowd. Footage of the last 2 Marlins games can be seen here, along with commentary.

It wasn’t merely Morgan who got ejected from the game. Jose Veras, Edwin Rodriguez, and Chris Volstad were also ejected. Of course, as you’d imagine, I’m sure punishments will be issued in due time. Let’s just hope Nyjer gets the one that’s most severe.

One might argue that he is a passionate player that just wants his team to win. I think he is a ruthless man with anger issues that if triggered again, should be suspended for the rest of the season.

Nyjer Morgan is the BIG STINK of the week. He needs to check his attitude and aggressive behavior. This isn’t hockey anymore, Mr. Morgan!

~Syleste~

1 comments:

Chelsea Kisela on September 6, 2010 at 11:51 PM said...

UPDATE: Here are the suspension decisions, handed down from MLB Officials, as written by "Just News" from abc.

"Nationals outfielder Nyjer Morgan has received an eight-game suspension.

Major League Baseball handed out punishments Friday to six players, both managers and a coach after reviewing Wednesday night's game.

For the Marlins, pitcher Chris Volstad received a six-game suspension.

Pitcher Alex Sanabia is suspended for five games, first baseman Gaby Sanchez for three, and manager Edwin Rodriguez for one game.

Pitcher Jose Veras received a fine.

Nationals pitcher Doug Slaten gets a three-game suspension.

Manager Jim Riggleman is suspended for two games, and third base coach Pat Listach for three games."

***Gaby Sanchez is still playing and has not served a suspension. He has issued an appeal and it is being reviewed. ***

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