I was watching Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist the other day. With passionate anger, Norah yelled "If you don't have a drummer then why do you have drums, you fist-full of assholes"? Nick's band-mates then look at each other as if they have found the Holy Grail of band names. I then thought, eww... why in the world would that be a great band name? That my friends, is the inspiration for this post. What follows is a list of real bands with very odd names, some of which creep me the f#@k out.
1. Maggot Sandwich
Ugh....
Monday, October 25, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Austin Powers - Dr.evil tells Scott to zip it!
To Whom it May Concern,
If I have to hear one more time that the Austin Powers series is "ridiculous," I will cut someone. That's right. I will get violent. (OK. No, not really.) Seriously, though... I am passionate about the epic quality the series has.
Does Mr. Powers offend you? Is it his teeth? Do swingers make you uncomfortable? Are you anti-cryogenic freezing? What is it? Tell me, please!
I don't get it. Austin Powers is the epitome of awesome. Period. Anyone that says differently can suck a pickle. (Ew.... pickles)....
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Horrible Tattoos
My best friend has 11 tattoos. I've always been one of those people who has been annoyingly afraid of needles. I faint when I get my blood drawn, and getting shots is always blown out of proportion. However, lately (only God knows why) I've been contemplating getting one. Maybe it will be something musical, something simple, something I won't regret getting when I'm 70 years old. So... I've been rummaging through...
Celebrity Offspring
Today, we live in a world that is run by "celebrity". Lady Gaga's latest outfit gets front page news, while the failing economy gets third. I don't know about you, but I can't stand the lame-o gossip and the fact that I can't watch television or read a magazine without an actress, singer or model telling me what I should wear, think or be. With all this celebrity nonsense already present, do we really want their...
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
BAD Hallowen Costumes
Halloween is quickly approaching. So, I have started my annual costume-hunt. All Hallow's-Eve is suppose to be a night where us humans walk amongst and blend in with the dead and wicked. Instead, however, we choose to masquerade as comic-book heroes, slutty nurses, cave men, Freddy or Jason... I've even seen vending machines and dildo men. As usual, my female mind has to automatically go to the age-old question: slutty...
Monday, October 11, 2010
Breast Cancer Awareness Month
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. A cause near and dear to my heart (both my grandparents are breast cancer survivors), there are so many things I try to do to help. Lately, I have been seeing some... interesting things... that people are attempting, to bring awareness to the cause.
Let me just say, that although your intentions might be good, updating your Facebook status about where you like to put your...
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
"Diet" is a Dirty Word
About two years ago, I was looking in the mirror and was sick of what I saw. I was a Junior in college - and I was overweight. I knew then that I had to do something about it immediately, while I was determined to do so. People would tell me, "Just go on a diet"! However, myself and half the people I know have done at least 10 diets, and I have come to a bitter conclusion: diets suck!
The word "diet" is like a dirty...
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