Who Cut the Cheese?: BAD Hallowen Costumes

Halloween is quickly approaching. So, I have started my annual costume-hunt. All Hallow's-Eve is suppose to be a night where us humans walk amongst and blend in with the dead and wicked. Instead, however, we choose to masquerade as comic-book heroes, slutty nurses, cave men, Freddy or Jason... I've even seen vending machines and dildo men. As usual, my female mind has to automatically go to the age-old question: slutty or mask?

It seems like 99 percent of costumes created for women are half a costume. Slutty, slutty and sluttier. That is unless of course, you'd like to go as a horse, pig, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, or any other barnyard animal/political figure. I would love, at least once, to see women dress as something creative and awesomely evil, instead of amazingly slutty. Thus, Ladies, I will give you some examples of how NOT to dress. To not sexually discriminate, I've added some male examples, as well.

Ok. Gentleman, don't wear this. Doing so is saying "I'm not only a man whore, but my wildest dream is to be in a porno". Save it for your Valentine's Day fantasies, and keep it out of your Halloween celebration.

Ladies, women in the police force work hard enough to gain the respect of their male colleagues. Wearing this is completely offensive. Seriously! What was your training in, lap-dancing 101?

To be continued....

~Syleste~