"Fun Time" - Creative Mall Activity for Children

No, my friends. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Those are children... in plastic balls... on the water. I took these photos only last night with my piddly, little iPhone. So, excuse the quality. They are from Coral Square Mall in Coral Springs, Florida - not my favorite mall, to be clear. However, here, right in front of the JC Penney entrance, this monstrosity stands. Honestly, if I were a kid, I would think this...

Top 5 Inappropriate Gym Behaviors

I belong to three gyms. Each of them is very different, but the one constant is the people. I love working out, but every time I go to the gym I am astounded by the manners, or lack thereof, of the people surrounding me. Everyone is entitled to a bad day, but that doesn't excuse inappropriate gym behavior. Thus, I compiled a list of the worst offenses of gym etiquette I could think of. Enjoy! 1.  The creepy old...

Designer Bags

I love purses! Forget diamonds... bags are a girl's best friend! Bags, bags, bags - baggity bags. It's music to my ears. Coach, Chanel, Dooney & Bourke, Louis Vuitton ... I love them all! Designer bags, "DBs" as I adoringly call them, more specifically are my passion. There's just one, not so small problem; I'm broke. Oh DBs, why must you taunt me? With your perfect mixes of shiny leather and conservative flare......

Boca Raton

Boca Raton is a mixing pot of ages, and a magnet for tourists. I'm there all the time and I love it. However, one thing I can't stand is people mispronouncing the name of the city. I've noticed some Boca residents can't even say it right! It's Boca "RA-TONE," as in "you're TONE deaf". It's not Boca "ratonnnn," as in "moronnnn". Listen and learn. It's a Spanish word, people. GET IT RIGHT! ~Syles...

14 Terrible Baby Names

Everyday I become more and more convinced that parents are trying to make their kids' lives miserable. Let's face facts. Kids are known for being mean. So, why would parents name their kids something crazy, something sure to make them the target of ridicule for the greater part of their adolescent lives? Need examples? I thought you might. Here are some names I have come across recently. Some of the full names I have...

Election Day... Finally!

*Cue scary announcer guy* "Republican governor 'Dick Bob' wets the bed. Sources close to his administration tell us that his momma is so fat, her belt size... is the EQUATOR! Can we really afford 4 more years? ThisadispaidforbyDemocratsforAmericaTM...." ... Sound familiar? Thank the sweet lord election day is finally over, because these attack ads really chap my ass.  I have no idea how the people I'm voting...

How to Dance Like a White Guy

Clubbing can be very embarrassing for those of the Caucasian persuasion. I can't stand going out and seeing those who can't dance acting like they are the coolest thing since sliced bread. Although it's entertaining for the first 10 minutes, (we point and laugh at their attempt to be cool), it's just annoying eventually. The innocent bystander's irritation is inevitable. If you can't think of what I mean, imagine...