Tuesday, November 2, 2010

How to Dance Like a White Guy



Clubbing can be very embarrassing for those of the Caucasian persuasion. I can't stand going out and seeing those who can't dance acting like they are the coolest thing since sliced bread. Although it's entertaining for the first 10 minutes, (we point and laugh at their attempt to be cool), it's just annoying eventually. The innocent bystander's irritation is inevitable.

If you can't think of what I mean, imagine this sort of dancing (in the video below) at Planet Hollywood.





Ladies and Gentleman, help out your friends and save them the public shame. Don't let friends dance like crazy chickens in public. Don't let their hands fly to the heavens, like they are praying to the lord in a place full of sex and sweat.

If need be, get Dance Dance Revolution, or practice at the YMCA, anything to get your booty groovin' in the right direction.

Practice, practice, practice... it makes, well not perfect - but competent!

Stay cool,

~Syleste~

0 comments:

Post a Comment

 

Tags

Followers

Site Info

Copyright © 2009 Blogger Template Designed by Bie Blogger Template Vector by DaPino