*Cue scary announcer guy*
"Republican governor 'Dick Bob' wets the bed. Sources close to his administration tell us that his momma is so fat, her belt size... is the EQUATOR! Can we really afford 4 more years?
... Sound familiar?
Thank the sweet lord election day is finally over, because these attack ads really chap my ass. I have no idea how the people I'm voting for stand on the issues, only useless tidbits of information, such as pointless, skewed scandals from candidates' pasts, and intentionally misleading information.
Hell! I've seen one 30-second spot about one candidate's cross-dressing fetish. There was absolutely no information about their views on the war, gay marriage, or the state budget. Thanks for that. When I'm voting for a person to run my state, I just want to know how they flaunt the latest fall trends. Screw their ideologies and economic recovery plans for an America that is suffering the worst recession since the Great Depression. Gee whiz!
LEAVE RUDY ALONE!
Do you want to know the tragic part? Most people base their votes on these ads. It's sad, but true. A candidate can come along with amazing ideas, but it doesn't matter. If a rich candidate puts all their time and effort into blasting the wonderful candidate, all hope is lost.
Attack ads are the BIG STINK. Spend less time telling me about a candidate's personal life, and more time about how their policies are going to impact my family and I.
~Syleste~
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